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Monday, May 12, 2003

Al Qaeda Pyramid Terror Scheme

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Here's how it works :-

1. Register with your local Al Qaeda terrorist cell - no initial outlay. That's right - it's FREE.

2. Wait for your confirmation e-mail from the cell. It should arrive with 7 working days (allow 14 days during Ramadan and other religious holidays).

3. Simply follow the instructions in the e-mail. Blow up an embassy, hijack a plane, or release anthrax spores in a major western city.

Once we'd followed these simple instructions we saw a 500% increase in awareness. That's no typo - 500%! What's more, you can earn more credit through your own downline. For every 5 terrorist groups you refer to the scheme you can earn up to 500 infidel deaths!

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