Bits and Pieces

Thursday, March 25, 2004

Evil Monkeys Perfect Telepathy


WASHINGTON (AP) -- Scientists who trained a monkey to move a mechanical arm using thought alone said on Tuesday that experiments in Parkinson's disease patients show the technique may work in humans, too.
Electrodes implanted in the brains of Parkinson's disease patients transmitted signals that might someday be used to operate remote devices, the team at Duke University Medical Center reported.

Terrifying thought, isn't it. The evil monkey glares deep into your soul with its cruel, empty eyes. You feel your collar tighten and watch, powerless, as the deranged simian cuts off your airway with his evil monkey mind. The last thing you see before finally losing consciousness is the monkey bending down to whisper in your ear....

"It's our turn now..."

Frank J must be crapping himself.

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