Face Off: Monsieur Kerry et Mistuh Bush

One of the only advantages of working for the Wall Street Journal is that I get a free copy of the paper every day (OK, and the crossword is good). I found this in the Sept 30th issue, in a preview of the first Presidential debate. The pictures alone were good enough, but I thought Kerry would look much better with a little moustache and goatee combo, holding a martini (in a ladies' glass, of course). Bush, on the other hand, looks much more presidential with a handgun and jaunty 'Pres' cap.

Yes, I get very bored at work.