It's a Baby!

Congratulations to my good friend James and his ex-girlfriend Helen on the birth of their child Thomas. Thomas was born around 10pm GMT last night, 7th January. As far as I know he has all 10 fingers and 10 toes (or, for the more pedantic among you, 10 toes, 8 fingers and 2 thumbs).

I just hope little Thomas didn't inherit James' looks. Ugly sonofabitch. Aw, crap, he'll read this eventually. Scratch that. I'm sure the baby has inherited the dashing good looks of his suave and sophisticated father.

I only hope he's a better goalkeeper than you, Shenton.