The Story So Far

Kerry Wins More Primaries: Clark Blows Raspberries
"We didn't want those stupid states anyway," remarks Clark

Bugger. I liked Wes Clark. Kerry looks like an old muppet doll. With a bad haircut. Still, better than Dubya.


Crazy American Airlines Pilot Terrifies Passengers

An American Airlines pilot terrified passengers when he asked Christians to identify themselves and allegedly went on to call non-Christians "crazy".

He went on to say that "everyone who doesn't have their hand raised is crazy", passenger Amanda Nelligan told CBS news.

The true motives for keeping the cockpit doors locked on planes has finally been revealed. We're trying to keep the dangerous religious nuts safely locked away in their little compartment during the flight. Imagine the terror that would ensue if one of them got out into the passenger section. Pure chaos. I hope security picked up the Bible cunningly disguised as John Grisham's 'A Time To Kill' hidden in his bag.

Update

In the interest of not boring you to death, I have erased every regular post written in the past year. I didn't have the patience to read the bollocks, so I'll spare you the effort.

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