Call Me Cletus

I finally resigned my job today. About time, too. I started over a year ago with the intention of staying a few weeks. Now I'm faced with the challenge of finding a new job to pay those pesky bills (I came home to 2 phone messages from my various debtors, so they'll be no chance to take a break from work). Anyone need the services of a 23-year old with a BSc in Geography, A levels in Law, Biology and Geography, a clutch of GCSEs and a bad attitude?

Don't all rush at once.