Ahhh! Confusion! Foggy-headedness! Befuddlement!

I'm trying to get back into a normal sleep/wake cycle (staying up until 7am and sleeping until dinner, while fun, isn't conducive to, er, getting things done). I thought I'd hurry it along by getting drunk and then going into a coma. Didn't work. I slept for 2 hours and then lay in bed drunkenly staring at the ceiling until midday. And then slept for another 4 hours. And now my brain isn't working properly. Damned brain.