The Commissar promises to have himself shot for the offence of accidental pinging. Personally, I'd rather see him exiled to a gulag to oversee the construction of a second Road of Bones.
Flea is driven to the edge by rude commenters and starts ranting about ice cream. For those of you who don't care about his mental state, there's also a picture of the delicious Scarlett Johansson. If you're anything like me you now have an image stuck in your head involving Scarlett and a lot of Raspberry Ripple. Don't fight it.
Bill at INDC wants heads to roll over at CBS.
Michele gamely attempts to reach 500. Myself and my friend James are pleased about the inclusion of Foghat's 'Slow Ride'. That's our song (in an entirely non-gay way - not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.)