Lessons in Life No. 1

So I'm at a party last night and I fall in an ornamental pond. Long story, bad garden lighting. Enough said.

Here's the lesson. When you go to a party with a water hazard, make sure you don't have a huge hole in the crotch of your boxer shorts (or jockeys - I ain't judgin'). It can get embarrassing.


While you're here, don't forget to help save my job.