Chronicles of Glenn, Vol. III
SOMETHING MY OLD man used to say seems prescient today. He said, 'son, when you've got a mean thirst and no cash, brake fluid can be your friend. Just make sure you choose a DOT3 or DOT4 solution: anything else'll burn your insides like a motherfucker.'
UPDATE: It just goes to show that wise words can survive hepatotoxicity and sudden, catastrophic kidney failure.