High Noon

So, it's a good old fashioned showdown between Kerry and Edwards, in the greatest 'merican tradition. The first showdown will be on Super Tuesday, when the two desperadoes will unshuck their shootin' irons and duel it out across California, Connecticut, Georgia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New York, Ohio, Rhode Island and Vermont. The showdown will reveal if Edwards is a tough hombre, or if Kerry has a yeller streak as long as the Mississippi.

But it won't end there. In the weeks to come we'll finally see who goes on to the glory of the Presidential Election, and who just goes on to glory. Yeehaw!