Hello, New People

Now, the problem with having a great day of traffic (thanks to Frank J.) is that for the rest of the month my little graph on my stats tracker looks shitty. After getting a few thousand hits today, each additional day of 500 or so will make me sad - which make the baby Jesus cry.

To make up for my sadness and the resulting holy weeping, you should donate all your money to my brother, who is running a marathon for a Christian school in India. Or, if donating all your money strikes you as a bad idea (Scrooge) a dollar or two would be just as helpful.

In addition, you should click on the Amazon links on the right and buy some books. Smart people read, and girls like smart people.

What's wrong? You don't like girls? Then buy a DVD.

You think film steals part of your soul? Jesus, you'll never get a girl with that attitude. Now mush.

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