Bits and Pieces

Friday, December 10, 2004

Recommendations

Wondering what to buy your loves ones for Christmas?

What the hell is wrong with you? Christmas is 2 weeks away! Dude, you're so screwed. You'll be desperately fighting the crowds Christmas Eve, but the shelves'll be empty. The stores close in five minutes and some stumpy bitch is about to kick you in the crotch for the last copy of the original Star Wars trilogy boxset.

There she goes.

God, that looked painful. You might want to put some ice on that.

If you're wondering, this is what you should be buying.



See. That wasn't so hard, was it?

By the way, I can't believe you let that bitch knee you dude. If that was me I'd be all, like 'Yo, bitch. Don't be kneein' me in the balls!' and get all Jackie Chan on her ass.

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