2004 Sortapundit Weblog Awards
OK, I'm gonna hop on the Wizbang, Right Wing News, Unpopulist and Rightwingsparkle bandwagon and stage my own awards. As Sortapundit isn't a democracy, I'll be using the age old method of posterior extractum to select the winners.
Blogger most likely to appear under the headline 'Man Kills 5, Shoots Self'
Blogger I'd most like to reveal as my secret identity
Blogger I'd like to educate musically
Michele - Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers. Now look at her records! They stink!
Best Blog that copied my idea to run blog awards
Most Blatant Nepotism
Thinking Hard Rocks
Blogger most likey to be a mental patient, hillbilly or chimpanzee
Gratuitous Award for First Blogger to Ever Link to One of My Posts
Best Angry Right Wing Blogger
Most Unintentionally Amusing Angry Left Wing Blogger
The winners will receive, in place of a physical award, a 10% increase in British stiff-upper-lippedness and the ability to make the word 'bother!' turn the air blue. Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. For external use only. In the case of irritation, discontinue use and rinse with cold water.