Okay, I've had just about enough of Basil's carping on about odd Google searches finding Basil's Blog. I've been without my favourite stat tracker for a good few months now, and as such have been limited to the fairly basic (yet always welcome) Sitemeter and Statcounter - and I'm not taking it so well.
So I'm going to beat him at his own game. I'm giving myself a month (or two, or perhaps even three - leave me alone, I'm lazy) to overtake him on the rankings for a few carefully selected terms Basil mentions. If anyone would like to assist in my utter destruction of Basil, simply link the following words to www.sortapundit.com at your blog. If you don't have a blog - well, you can't really help, can you? Make posters with macaroni and glitter. Those are always nice.
Paris Hilton's cell phone number
The Niggas at DFNCTSC
Strip clubs in Ohio with midget strippers
Girls big tit
Free big tit sites
Jamie Lynn Spears naked
A word of warning to Basil, if he's thinking of some sort of retaliatory strike. I'm in 8th place for Video Execution and 1st place for Evil Laugh Soundbite. As is plain, despite my foppish middle class charmingly befuddled upbringing, I will end you.