Sortapundit Caption Contest

Long overdue, it's time to announce the winner of the Sortapundit Caption Contest. Despite the low turnout it was a tough choice, but...

Gold Medal

McGehee - "Your Jedi mind tricks do not work on me. I will keep Solo in carbonite to decorate my mother's basement."

Silver Medal

Jay Tea - "You'd be smug, too, if you could see below the frame. I'm not wearing pants..."

Bronze Medal

Jay Tea - "You're using me for a caption contest? RACIST!"

Pushed From A Speeding Train With His Tongue Tied To His Balls Medal

Content Free - You don't have the readership of hermaprhodite porn written in ancient Coptic.