Selected Letters of Sortapundit

Following a Wizbang post regarding abusive email, I thought I'd share with you from my correspondence with the big bloggers over the years. Enjoy.


Sortapundit vs. Glenn Reynolds

Me: Hi. I just thought I'd write say how much I enjoy your site. Keep up the good work.

Glenn: What the fuck is your problem, asshole? Doesn't a restraining order mean anything to you? Stop emailing. Stop calling. Stop mailing crudely photo-shopped photos of Gary Coleman in drag. Next time I hear from you I'll give you such a stabbing. Dumb shit.


Sortapundit vs. Kevin Aylward

Me: Hi. I just thought I'd write say how much I enjoy your site. Keep up the good work.

Kevin: What the fuck is your problem, asshole? Doesn't a restraining order mean anything to you? Stop emailing. Stop calling. Stop mailing crudely photo-shopped photos of Gary Coleman in drag. Next time I hear from you I will own your ass. Own it! Dumb shit.


Sortapundit vs. Frank J.

Me: Hi. I just thought I'd write say how much I enjoy your site. Keep up the good work.

Frank: What the fuck is your problem, asshole? Doesn't a restraining order mean anything to you? Stop emailing. Stop calling. Stop mailing crudely photo-shopped photos of Gary Coleman in drag. Next time I hear from you I'll make you eat a burger. When I say 'burger' I mean, of course, your testicles. Dumb shit.


Sortapundit vs. Dean Esmay

Me: Hi. I just thought I'd write say how much I enjoy your site. Keep up the good work.

Dean: What the fuck is your problem, asshole? Doesn't a restraining order mean anything to you? Stop emailing. Stop calling. Stop mailing crudely photo-shopped photos of Gary Coleman in drag. Next time I hear from you you'd better be wearing pads, cause I'm gonna beat ya. Beat ya real good! Dumb shit.


Sortapundit vs. Jeff Goldstein

Me: Hi. I just thought I'd write say how much I enjoy your site. Keep up the good work.

Jeff: Hey. Uh, you think you could hook me up with more pictures of that hot little midget? Please?