Damned Fake British Bloggers

Tim Worstall has a roundup of so-called British bloggers (via Instapundit). I renounce these liars and charlatans. I am the only true British Blogger. It's true. That Norm guy from Normblog doesn't really teach at the university down the road from my old campus (you know, the good one). It's all a lie. He's really a plump, wrinkly old washerwoman from Fez, Morocco. I can prove it, if you'll just grab a coffee while I fire up Photoshop. And, uh, learn how to use it.