I don't really have the readership for a kickass caption contest, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to ridicule O Dub, king of the rabid, foaming at the mouth irrational rant. Now I'll just sit back and wait to be sued for copyright violation. I'm probably racist, too.
From Oliver Willis' Blog
I'll start you off:
Terror in New York as the Willis Balloon Escapes the Macy's Parade