Adventures in Central Park
First Protester: I'm cold. There's a Starbucks down the street.
Second Protester: I won't leave until Chimpy McBushitler admits the war in Iraq was immoral and wrong.
First Protester: Wait. Aren't we protesting war in Iran today?
First Protester: Or did I bring the wrong banner?
Second Protester: Just shut up and get me a latte.*
*Concept shamelessly pilfered from Jeff Goldstein