Adventures in Central Park

First Protester: I'm cold. There's a Starbucks down the street.

Second Protester: I won't leave until Chimpy McBushitler admits the war in Iraq was immoral and wrong.

First Protester: Wait. Aren't we protesting war in Iran today?

Second Protester:

First Protester: Or did I bring the wrong banner?

Second Protester:

First Protester:

Second Protester: Just shut up and get me a latte.*


*Concept shamelessly pilfered from Jeff Goldstein